How can you fault the twins for being vertically challenged? Even more perplexing is the fact that you are not a founding member of their fan club, which offers "more info" on the twins, photo archives, "special" members-only offers, a chance to vote for Katie in the 2002 Sexiest in Columbus Contest,etc. I hope you don't mind that I signed you up to receive the twins' email newsletter.
You also get direct e-mail access to both twins, with the admonition to "Please be kind", something which might go a long way on this Bd. Boy do I wish I had never asked, simply out of curiousity, how the seminar went.